"'Thirst for knowledge... Drink to...'?"
"Oh, I was just reading your beer Koozie®."
"I'm sorry, that word is a registered trademark. This is an official Thirsty Bastards 'beer huggie'."
"You mean like Huggies®?"
"Whoa whoa! I definitely did NOT suggest to you, in casual conversation, that I may have purchased something from thirstybastards.com that would have been named in such a way as to infringe on any trademarked property."
"Oh forget it..."
"What are you talking about?"
"'Drink To Forget'."
"I already wish I could."
A random choice from 18 possible color koo- er, huggies will be sent to you. If you would like a specific color, please let us know and we will do our best to accommodate. Price includes shipping in the continental US.