Disclaimer: You will not receive “patches” if you wear this hoodie (unless you actually buy them from a brewery).
Thirsty Bastards is not, nor ever will be, your “old lady”.
There is no initiation to become a Thirsty Bastard. We’ll take anyone who isn’t a douchebag.
If you decide to wear this hoodie, you will NOT be called upon when it’s time to “rumble” with the Scorpions unless they come to Josh’s backyard with a case of Coors Light.
Thirsty Bastards do not snitch.
Yes, we lifted most of the ideas for this copy from several seasons of Sons of Anarchy and possibly a couple of lines from Grease, but you’re cool with that, right?
With its soft, premium quality fleece fabric and jersey-lined hood, this unisex zip-up hoodie will be a cozy addition to your outfit. Pair it with jeans, shorts, a skirt, or a dress to stay warm in style.
• 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece
• 100% cotton face
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz./yd² (280 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Jersey-lined hood
• Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
• Twill neck tape
• 1 × 1 ribbing for cuffs and waistband
• Metal eyelets
• Metal kissing zipper
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan