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"'Thirst for knowledge... Drink to...'?" "What's that?" "Oh, I was just reading your beer Koozie®." "I'm sorry, that word is a registered trademark. This is an official Thirsty Bastards 'beer huggie'." "You mean like Huggies®?" "Whoa whoa! I definitely did NOT suggest to you, in casual conversation, that I may have purchased something from thirstybastards.com that would have been named in such a way as to infringe on any trademarked property." "Oh forget it..." "Yes!" "Huh?" "Forget." "What are you talking about?" "'Drink To Forget'." "I already wish I could." A random choice from 18 possible color koo- er, huggies will be sent to you. If you would like a specific color, please let us know and we will do our best to accommodate. Price includes shipping in the continental US.