If you’ve ever attempted to ship beer, you are well aware of its inherent precariousness. Buckle up, Little Leaguers! We’re about to show you a time-tested, fool-proof method for shipping beer to yourself or friends.
Many breweries today will sell you a large glass jug, known as a growler, of their beer to take home with you. They will also refill that container and usually knock a couple of bucks off in order to A) not have to sell you a new container and B) reward you for reusing that jug. The […]
Have you ever wondered what it’s like to attend 3 Floyds Dark Lord Day in picturesque Munster, IN? Or any major beer festival for that matter? If you don’t live in the Chicago vicinity, it can seem like a magical wonderland where your wildest beer dreams come true! The truth of the matter is, IT […]
Everyone starts somewhere. By its very nature, homebrewing is an amateur niche. If you’re a denizen of the internet and you’ve done even a little research, you’re either a trigger pull away from brewing today or so scared you want to switch to Malort for the rest of your life. Luckily, Thirsty Bastards has you […]
We here at Thirsty Bastards have it on good authority from a placed source in the Anheuser-Busch sales department that Donald J. Trump is already the next president of the Luxurious States of America (“LSA! LSA! LSA!”) and that any junk that happens next month is just a matter of affixing red ball caps onto […]
-or, I’m Going to Drink My Way Down This List Because Whooooooo!- So, you’ve decided to get high on booze. Congratulations! Let me help you decide what beer style to pick to enjoy your night out on the town, dull the crushing sense of nothingness that consumes you, or purchase a couple bottles for a […]